I hope you're having a good day, you look really nice, good luck

Selfie-taker, member of house Tyrell, bisexual, avid tv watcher, blogger and book reader

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jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

youhavetobeshipping:

best response ever

  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

improbablenormality:

bellamyyoung:

meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions

HAS THE WIZARDING WORLD EVER GONE TO SPACE?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WIZARDING WORLD DURING THE WORLD WARS?
DOES EVERY COUNTRY HAVE A MINISTRY OF MAGIC AND WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

katara:

grandmasterjedijesus:

terrakion:

grandmasterjedijesus:

terrakion:

girls with thick thighs

Do people really like this
Why

because they can crush the heads of disgusting fatphobes like yourself with ease shut the fuck up

I have thick thighs.
I am fat.
I am not a fatphobe
What.
I am genuinely shocked.
Not trying to offend.

jesus christ 

upallnightogetloki:

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

HOW THE FUCK DID THE SHELTER EVEN GET A FUCKING WOLF CUB LIKE HOW SWAY?!

meltesh28:

kiiinda rly warming up to cat toothless for modern au 

gonna do more!! probably 

thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

I Am Not My Illness

Melanie Overturf is a 19 year old who wants to become a teacher when she graduates college. She also has Lupus. Twice, it has attacked her kidneys, and twice she had to withdraw from school to be treated.

She returned the second time to discover she had been left with an…